Party Posse Tunes 4: "Let's Re-Up Tonight"

Milhouse Van Houten: Had a girl in every port
From here to Barcelona.

Nelson Muntz: But now I'm docked in Springfield,
And, girl, I'm gonna phone ya.

Ralph Wiggum: Stormed a lot of beaches,
But you're the one that I missed.

Bart Simpson: Let's get back together, girl!
Let's re-enlist!

Party Posse: So sign me up for a hitch of love.
Recruit my heart.
Four sweet years of love...
Let's march all day
And clean latrines all night.
Don't bust me down.
Let's re-up tonight!
Let's re-up tonight!
-- Party Posse "Let's Re-Up Tonight", "New Kids on the Blecch" (CABF12), The Simpsons (2001)

Party Posse Tunes 3: "Drop Da Bomb"

Party Posse: Oh, say can you rock?

Milhouse Van Houten: There's trouble in a far-off nation.

Ralph Wiggum: Time to get in love formation.

Bart Simpson: Your love's more deadly than Saddam.

Nelson Muntz: That's why I've got to drop da bomb.
-- Party Posse "Drop Da Bomb", "New Kids On The Blecch" (CABF12), The Simpsons (2001)

Party Posse Tunes 2: "Spell Out What You Mean To Me"

Bart Simpson: I saw you last night at the spelling bee.

Milhouse Van Houten: I knew right then it was L-U-V.

Nelson Muntz: I gotta spell out what you mean to me.

Ralph Wiggum: 'Cause I can no longer be... a silent 'G'.

Party Posse: I've gotta spell out what...

Ralph Wiggum: I gotta spell out what...

Party Posse: I've gotta spell out what you mean to me.
-- Party Posse "Spell Out What You Mean To Me", "New Kids On The Bleech" (CABF12), The Simpsons (2001)

Party Posse Tunes: "Special Girl"

Party Posse: Party Posse, we rule the Earth.
The greatest band since music's birth.

Mulhouse Van Houten: We love to sweat, and we love to sing.

Nelson Muntz: We're real funky but nonthreatening.

Ralph Wiggum: We're the best band in the world.

Bart Simpson: But we'd give it all up for that special girl.

Party Posse: You're my special girl.

Nelson Muntz: Special girl!

Party Posse: You're my special girl.

Nelson Muntz: Only you.
-- Party Posse "Special Girl", "New Kids On The Blecch" (CABF12), The Simpsons (2001)

Ralph's Funny Response to his Academic Alert

Me fail English? That's unpossible.
-- Ralph Wiggum, finding out on his Academic Alert that he is failing English, "Lisa On Ice" (2F05), The Simpsons (1994)

Simpsons Version of 12 Days of Christmas

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me:

Twelve Grampas grumbling,
Eleven Barneys belching,
Ten Lennys leaping,
Nine Carls dancing,
Eight Moes a-milking,
Seven Selmas smoking,
Six Flanders praying,

FIVE.....GOLDEN.....FRINKS!

Four crawling nerds,
Three-eyed fish,
Two special Ralphs,
And a Maggie in a Snuggley
-- "Pranks and Greens" (LABF18), The Simpsons (2009)

Ralph's Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

"I fudge a legions to the flack of the enlightened skates of a merry cup. And two derrick public, four witches dance, one Asian, underground, in the visible, with liver tea and just us for owl."
-- Ralph Wiggum, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, The Simpsons Library of Wisdom: The Ralph Wiggum Book, Matt Groening