Monday, October 25, 2010

Ralph's Version of the Pledge of Allegiance

"I fudge a legions to the flack of the enlightened skates of a merry cup. And two derrick public, four witches dance, one Asian, underground, in the visible, with liver tea and just us for owl."
-- Ralph Wiggum, reciting the Pledge of Allegiance, The Simpsons Library of Wisdom: The Ralph Wiggum Book, Matt Groening

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