EPIC Bart's Prank Call FAIL: Hugh Jass

Bart Simpson: Uh, yes, I'm looking for a friend of mine. Last name Jass, first name Hugh.

Moe Szyslak: Hold on, I'll check. (to the crowd) Hugh Jass. Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass.

(Man appears)

Hugh Jass: Uh, I'm Hugh Jass.

Moe Szyslak: Telephone. (hands phone to Hugh)

Hugh Jass: Hello, this is Hugh Jass.

Bart Simpson: Uh, hi.

Hugh Jass: Who's this?

Bart Simpson: Bart Simpson.

Hugh Jass: What can I do for you, Bart?

Bart Simpson: Uh, look, I'll level with you, mister. This is a crank call that sorta backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.

Hugh Jass: All right. Better luck next time.
-- "Flaming Moe's" (8F08), The Simpsons (1991)