Songs of Sadgasm 2: "Shave Me" + Parody

Razorblade of apathy
Shave me with your irony.
Shave me! Shave Me!
-- Sadgasm "Shave Me", "That 90's Show" (KABF04), The Simpsons (2008)

The Weird Al Parody...

Raisin bread with applesauce
Tony Danza he's the boss
Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze! Brain freeze!
-- "Weird Al" Yankovic "Brain Freeze", "That 90's Show" (KABF04), The Simpsons (2008)