You have the right to say anything that can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to hire a competent attorney. If you cannot afford one, an incompetent one will be provided for you at no cost or obligation. We accept no liability for bruises, contusions, loss of dignity, or spilled drinks caused by the arresting officer. Thank you and have a nice day.
-- Chief Wiggum, The Simpsons Library of Wisdom: Chief Wiggum's Book of Crime and Punishment, Matt Groening
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