Lifeways Editor: This is a joke, right? I mean, this is the stupidest thing I've ever read.
Homer: What's wrong with it?
Lifeways Editor: Well, you keep using words like "pasghetti" and "momatoes"; you make numerous threatening references to the UN; and at the end you repeat words "Screw Flanders" over and over again.
Homer: Oh. It's so hard to get to 500 words.
-- "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner" (AABF21), The Simpsons (1999)
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